It's Time, Earthlings.
To do the most Good with your Wood
Hello! You Made it!
Welcome to the Wonderful World of Charm City Christmas! Where I take your old Christmas tree and turn it in to a way to Save the Pups and the Planet!
How, you ask? Well, we take your Happy Holiday Tree and Repurpose it into a Years Worth of Organic Cleaning Products AND a Collection of Hand-Crafted Goodies Curated to keep you in your Holiday High all year long!
Why this matters? After providing us with a Season of Joy, our Trees don’t get a very magical ending. Once the ornaments come off, your Tree is forgotten, discarded, or worse... well... Fret not, Friend. Instead of heading to a landfill, your Tree becomes part of an innovative Collection of Clean plant-based products made by Local Artisans and materials, and absolutely zero toxic nonsense
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And before you go, ‘Organic?! Ok, you snake oil selling hippie... bluh bluh bluh'... let me explain to you why you need us in your life (Its worth the read. Located in the education section, of course)
But before we dive in to that, let me give you the Long and Short of how it works​​​​​​​​
​The last day orders will be accepted for this Holiday Season is January 9th, 2026 (which is also the day I audition for Shark Tank!). I will personally coordinate your trees Good PickUp for the week of January 12th! And then, after a little time away at magic camp, You will receive your Christmas Package of Perfection the week of the Spring Equinox! (March 2026, just in time for Spring Cleaning). Product delivery will be coordinated in the same likeness as tree your pickup ​​​​​​
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​For our inaugural year, 20% of ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO BARCS ANIMAL SHELTER as our little Token of Thanks to the Universe
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RETURN POLICY: Because everything we make is handcrafted, planet saving, community boosting magic, that was intentionally designed to directly impact our local DMV area in a positive way, all sales are final. And Honestly, returning it would just feel… icky. And thats not you
The Long and Short
You buy a real Christmas Tree
You and your Tree enjoy the Holidays
You pick your Charm City Package
I pick up your Tree after the Holidays
I return your bundle of Moonbeam Magic by the 2026 Spring Equinox!
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And then next year? We do it again!
New Year. New You. Good Life.
Local. Regenerative. Delicious.​​​​​​​​​​​
